SAHIRA-Popcorn device

Oki so I'm really excited about buying this popcorn device and like all new gadgets, as soon as I am home, I begin to look at it like its the most genuine item I would ever need....like a new pet, want to just be around it and make sure it doesn't fall..(place it in the centre of the table). I want to use it so I tell mum that my favourite show is on the telly tonight so I shall try out this gadget and make some kewl popcorn in 2 minutes! showtime comes and 15 min before the show, she says, "you ought to make that corn now , you know". I say- "no way relax maaaarm, all I need is 2 min!" 5min to go and I place my seeds in the machine and into the microwave for 2 min. After 2 min and TING! only 10 popped! (angry face) . I mean dammit! why do they sell products that make you wish they came with a hammer. The device is now sitting at the side of the table , me sitting opposite wondering what other use it could have. I mean who knows maybe it has a hidden use, a self destruct mechanism maybe...who knows!